Ode to the Alpine Yodeler Pimp


Alpine yodeler pimp, you are surely a dying breed
a cross-cultural specimen, long sought after, indeed
from your gold rolly on your arm and suede feathered cap
to the pointy leather shoes showing under the lady in your lap
the frauline’s love your cane-swinging swagger up the mountain
fresh from your Bentley, they also enjoy the style you maintain
your pick-up lines are the epitome of smooth and never sub-par
I have personally stolen “that wonder bra makes you look wunderbar”
your cultural mix is of an exotic champion like tiger woods
able to rub elbows with the elite or cruise the local hoods
hats off to you for the lifestyle that you have chosen
oh, how many ladies you must’ve ousted from their lederhosen!


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